I had a friend who had a Rottweiler named Abbey
I left this note for my roommate on the back door
Because we had left the dog and gone for beers:

Abbey is HERE!!!!!!!
So, be sure to be HAPPY to see her and use her name a lot!
Don’t be nervous
Come on in

His response;
Abbey and I are fine
Friends now
Thanks for the warning…by the way
My brother dropped off his 30 foot python, as he is going to be out of town a while.
But, don’t worry…just say his name, Lucifer- often and be friendly.

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